This twelve year old kid got through America’s Got Talent by making a bunch of dick jokes so I guess all preteen boys have a beacon of hope now.

Nothing makes me more irrationally angry than when tv stations use captions anytime someone has the slightest international accent.

I made a friend.

Earlier I thought Loki was trying to open a door because he kept making a really loud banging noise but he was actually just sneezing and his tail kept hitting the doorframe.

The dinner I made was really gross so I ate six cookies instead.


July 09 - Spook Houses


19% to 1% in 0.0001 seconds is my phone’s new cute quirk.

My window is open and the second Death Note opening started blaring and my Mormon neighbors are outside so they probably think I’m a devil worshipper now cool.