Someone has been in the bathroom for like 25 minutes I’m so mad I just wanna shower. Like he’d been in there on the phone before he showered dude. Dude. We have six people and one bathroom. Dude.

jimmyisboring your arm looks like it should be my arm #camouflage
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newlovediscovered:

The Almost | Southern Weather

There are youths and hooligans walking past my house singing loudly gO AWAY the party is the next street over I should know I caN HEAR THE GODDAMN BASS.

I’ve eaten four scones today I hate myself.

One of my housemates listens to the Beatles very loudly and very frequently. So like… Nah.

nathanieljesse:

"Now you’re doing the waltz with your murderer"

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I took a shower but I still feel greasy.