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ONLY 10 GIRLS LIVE ON MY FLOOR HOW DO THREE ALWAYS WALK INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE IM POOPING. What did I do to deserve this.

My roommate eats a bunch of food that smells like B.O. so I’m constantly thinking I forgot to put on deodorant and self consciously smell myself 800 times a day.

Someone just sent me a drunk text apologizing in advance for possibly sending more drunk texts.

Did I miss something?
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I’m eating Flaming Hot Cheetos for the first time in foreverrrr and I can tell I’m going down a dangerous path.

Hey

jimmyisboring:

0s00s00s0:

Because its record store day you can now grab my self titled osoosooso ep on 12” vinyl either black or blue splatter  for 40% in the softspeak records store. when entering the code “RSDMOVING” 

http://softspeakrecords.storenvy.com/products/5433574-osoosooso-s-t

You’re so dumb if you don’t already have a copy of this record and miss out on this. Easily one of the best things you’ll hear all year. Don’t be dumb.

Hey, hey, listen to this nerd.

Now I’m gonna be anxious and unable to sleep.

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Hi i just bought a plane ticket to see my boyfriend in four weeks and I’m really excited and wanted to share that tid bit of news.